Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

sputnikcentury:

chiipls:

teenytinybeepboop:

stillwaitingforaliens:

belvedia:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Library Science: oh god please don’t you don’t know where that’s been

Computer Science: may result in minor electric shock or short circuits.

Astronomy: do even try

Wildlife: You gonna get a disease and die.

Paleontology: cloudy with a chance of coprolites.

(via theimpossibleathlete)

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